I and AI

Steam Powered Crocodile I want to kiss My little Miss. I need advice from AI, 'cause I am very shy. When to kiss a girl I don’t know the rule! Is it under a sunset Or after a pool? Do I wait for the stars Or the sound of the sea? Or just when she’s laughing And looking at me? Kiss her when she’s smiling wide Kiss her when she can’t decide Kiss her when the world feels still Kiss her when it feels like thrill When to kiss a girl oh you’ll know It’s a spark it’s a glow it’s a yes not a no To cut my hair On the barber chair? I need advice from AI, 'cause I am very shy. When to cut my hair I don’t have a clue! When the mirror groans Or the scissors do? Do I let it grow wild Like the jungle trees? Or trim it back neat Like a summer breeze? Cut it when it’s weighing down Cut it when you miss your crown Cut it when the seasons flip Cut it when it’s time to dip When to cut your hair you’ll feel Like a change like a peel like a brand-new deal I’m not filthy snob. I want to have a job. I need advice from AI, 'cause I am very shy. When to go to work It’s a riddle too Is it 9 to 5 or when Dreams come true? Where to vacation is A world of chance? Mountains that whisper Or oceans that dance? Work when your heart says yes Work when you feel progress Vacation when the road feels free Vacation where your soul can be When to kiss a girl oh you’ll know It’s a spark it’s a glow it’s a yes not a no I want to kiss My little one. Where is my Miss? She is gone! She is gone! I wanted to get a haircut today! But I've gone bald, and my moustache is gray. I am not filthy snob. I want to get to job. But some fat blob Left me without a job. My place is taken by That person which name is AI! AI, AI, AI, AI, AI!!!!!!!