Fallout 3 random fun AKA close enough to 100 subscriber special (z0mg lulz)

Thanks for everything (you too trolls / haters). Also, thanks Mr. WastedIPixelz for giving me the third stupid idea (the one with the super mutant behemoth and the BB gun). And I'd also like to thank Fallout 3 for not sucking like some other games that I would say the name(s) of.