Lemon Juice by Scratching the Itch Full Band FC #3282
This song is what I'd typically categorize as "obscure" RBN, however, unlike most songs that I'd apply that adjective to, this song is actually pretty cool. While I have never had first hand experience with someone dipping an open cut in lemon juice (rubbing alcohol hurts, but I assume not quite as intensely as straight citrus juice), I have seen someone pour salt on an open wound, and that shit was hilarious. Let me explain: In high school, I volunteered to be the JV boys basketball statistician (and before you say, "Wow, Steven is even more of a nerd than I thought," hear me out. The entire team was made up of people I would call friends, whenever the team had an away game I got to go, which meant getting out of class early, and on certain away games we got to ride with the girl's soccer team. There was a lot more to be gained from this position than you'd assume the job would take away from you socially, but I digress.) My sophomore year, and on most away games the team would stop on the way home to grab some dinner. Well at this particular game, one of my best friends on the team had got knocked over and taken a pretty gruesome skid, leaving quite the bloody mark on his knee. So we're sitting at a table at In-N-Out, and my friend is simultaneously lamenting about his lack of money to purchase another burger, and whining about his huge ass cut on his knee. One of the jocular men on the team playfully offered the bleeding sap the money for another burger and a shake if he poured an entire packet of non-iodized salt on his knee. You can glean from the context of the story and the power of a growing boy's stomach what he chose to do. One of the few times I've ever gotten to laugh at someone purposefully put themself through pain, ironic thing was I was the one crying and the man with the bubbling knee was happy as a dog once he got his money in hand. I was originally going to make this description a discussion on torture, since the lyrics here are about hurting an enemy, but quite frankly, I almost fainted during the sticking the finger in the bullet wound scene from Inglorious Basterds. People that can watch infliction of pain like that and be perfectly fine need a hug, or a trip to grandma's or something, shit is twisted. Alright that's enough for this one, I need to go to In-N-Out now, deuces. - Steven Vocals - Beatles victim (he also doesn't like CoN very much, booo!) https://www.youtube.com/user/TheyCall... Bass - Linkin Park victim https://www.youtube.com/user/macroshi... Guitar - Babymetal victim https://www.youtube.com/user/daysleep...
This song is what I'd typically categorize as "obscure" RBN, however, unlike most songs that I'd apply that adjective to, this song is actually pretty cool. While I have never had first hand experience with someone dipping an open cut in lemon juice (rubbing alcohol hurts, but I assume not quite as intensely as straight citrus juice), I have seen someone pour salt on an open wound, and that shit was hilarious. Let me explain: In high school, I volunteered to be the JV boys basketball statistician (and before you say, "Wow, Steven is even more of a nerd than I thought," hear me out. The entire team was made up of people I would call friends, whenever the team had an away game I got to go, which meant getting out of class early, and on certain away games we got to ride with the girl's soccer team. There was a lot more to be gained from this position than you'd assume the job would take away from you socially, but I digress.) My sophomore year, and on most away games the team would stop on the way home to grab some dinner. Well at this particular game, one of my best friends on the team had got knocked over and taken a pretty gruesome skid, leaving quite the bloody mark on his knee. So we're sitting at a table at In-N-Out, and my friend is simultaneously lamenting about his lack of money to purchase another burger, and whining about his huge ass cut on his knee. One of the jocular men on the team playfully offered the bleeding sap the money for another burger and a shake if he poured an entire packet of non-iodized salt on his knee. You can glean from the context of the story and the power of a growing boy's stomach what he chose to do. One of the few times I've ever gotten to laugh at someone purposefully put themself through pain, ironic thing was I was the one crying and the man with the bubbling knee was happy as a dog once he got his money in hand. I was originally going to make this description a discussion on torture, since the lyrics here are about hurting an enemy, but quite frankly, I almost fainted during the sticking the finger in the bullet wound scene from Inglorious Basterds. People that can watch infliction of pain like that and be perfectly fine need a hug, or a trip to grandma's or something, shit is twisted. Alright that's enough for this one, I need to go to In-N-Out now, deuces. - Steven Vocals - Beatles victim (he also doesn't like CoN very much, booo!) https://www.youtube.com/user/TheyCall... Bass - Linkin Park victim https://www.youtube.com/user/macroshi... Guitar - Babymetal victim https://www.youtube.com/user/daysleep...