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Промт: A humorous cinematic video of a tabby cat dressed as a samurai warrior, sitting proudly atop a black metal bollard in an urban courtyard. The cat wears a black headband with a metallic plate (like a ninja forehead protector), and a white-and-grey samurai vest over its fur. Its paws rest on the bollard, tail curled around it like a sword hilt. Behind it: concrete pavement, tactile paving strips, gravel bed with scattered autumn leaves, and a plain building entrance with glass doors. Overcast daylight, soft natural lighting, slightly desaturated colors for a ‘meme aesthetic’. Camera slowly orbits the cat from low angle, then zooms in gently to capture its stoic, unblinking gaze. Subtle wind blows the ends of the headband. Text overlay at top: ‘У самурая нет цели, есть только есть и кусь’ — bold white sans-serif font with black outline. Add subtle film grain and slight vignette for vintage meme feel. Duration: 8 seconds. Style: hyper-realistic with comedic tone, blending realism and internet meme culture.